Silence. Nope. Us too.
We’ve got to say, if Jessica was our other half, we’d be bricking it.
Sorry Courtney Wood.
In fact, we kind of thought she was single again since her mammoth flirtathon with C-Best.
Since The Apprentice star Jessica landed in the CBB house, there have been tears, tantrums, toys thrown out of the pram (read: things lobbed into the bath).
And it’s all because of The Best.
Chloe Ferry, Stacy Francis and Jessica have been fighting over the now long haired lothario and we’ve had to watch the cringe-fest through squinted eyes.
What’s happened to girl power?
They’ve gone through the CBB doors and been teleported back to the school playground.
But Jess’s The Apprentice boyfriend isn’t bothered about the love pentagon.
Alan Sugar-coated runner-up Courtney isn’t fazed.
The super cute Essex boy wrote on Twitter during the episode which saw Jess admit she FANCIES Calum, then started balling.
He wrote: “Nah Callum Best doesn't count, everyone fancies Callum best, even I fancy Callum best.” (sic).
You know you’re in trouble when Stephanie Davis’ womaniser ex Sam Reece offers to lend a hand to your love life.
He Tweeted Courtney: “I'm here for any tips how to handle it fella @courters_wood.”
Erm, thanks?
"Is there any loyal girls left in the world anymore!? And lads have got a bad name!!! Ssss."
Followed by some very grown up snake emojis.
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