Jodie Marsh could never do Through The Keyhole because her home is so RAUNCHY

Obvs

Jodie Marsh

by Isabella Silvers |
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If Keith Lemon invited himself round to our house for a non-celeb episode of Through The Keyhole, he probably wouldn’t find anything more interesting than an old pizza box, a pile of dirty clothes and some mouldy cheese we forgot we had in the back of the fridge.

But knowing Keith and his celebrity friends, he’s probably not too bothered about our houses.

In fact, he’s already trying to line Jodie Marsh up to star in the next series of the show.

Keith and Jodie got cosy in bed (because why wouldn’t you want Keith Lemon between your sheets) in a new episode of In Bed With Keith Lemon (good name), and she spilled everything about her love life and what she’s hiding in her bedroom drawers.

Trust us – it is RAUNCHY.

It all started when Jodie was explaining to Keith how she didn’t have sex for FIVE WHOLE YEARS before she got married.

She told him:

"Before I got married to the fella I married that was a mistake, I was celibate for five years. I loved it. I’m celibate again now, because I just like it. I don’t want any willies near me."

Can’t she be tempted by Alex Bowen’s ENORMOUS peen, Gaz Beadle’s massive parsnip and Lewis Bloor’s hairless wonder?

Obvs Keith asked if that meant she couldn’t have sex with herself, then Jodie replied:

"No, you can do that. That’s why I didn’t ever want you coming around here and doing Through the Keyhole, because I didn’t want you finding things in my house. I don’t want you going through my drawers thank you."

OMG. We would love to see this – although it probs couldn’t be shown before 9pm.

She’s not the only one with a drawer full of x-rated toys – Marnie Simpson just revealed what she wanted to unwrap on Christmas day from Lewis Bloor, and it’s a special gift for Lewis’ peen (because of course).

Then Jamie Laing revealed his EMBARRASSING sex stories in bed with us.

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