Jodie Marsh, every man’s dream? ‘I’ll charm your mum then give you the sh*gging of your life!’

Jodie has vomited some words violently out her mouth and you might like to read what she said...

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by Ellen Kerry |
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We love Jodie Marsh. She a bit nuts, funny and a little bit more nuts. She’s got a tattoo of broccoli, loves animals and has a body that would make most men feel weak.

ZOO magazine’s cover girl and former CBB star also thinks she was the first to put her #selfie out there!

Talking about her infamous beach body pics Jodie told ZOO, “Those selfies give me a buzz because I know people are looking at them while I’m still on that beach. In fact, I’m inclined to suggest I started that whole craze. I remember doing it a few years back in Barbados. I spent the whole holiday tweeting pics of myself in a bikini. It wasn’t something I’d seen anyone else do before.”

As happy as Jodie is with talking about a good old selfie, don’t try and tempt her into a sweet convo about her old enemy Katie Price. After hearing Luisa Zissman told ZOO she’d rather be like Katie than Jodie, Marsh couldn’t hide her contempt…

Forgot your clothes, Josie?
Forgot your clothes, Josie?

“She actually said that? We’re talking about a woman who I consider to be the biggest embarrassment England has ever had – and Luisa would rather be compared to her than me? Crack on, girl. If she’s happy with that role model and wants to act in a similar way, then great. Just don’t talk about them both in the same sentence as me.”

Ouch. She is also big on the multi skillz when it comes to dating.

“I truly am every man’s dream woman. I cook, clean, I’m successful, intelligent, great with kids and love animals. I’ll charm the pants off your mum, but then take you home and give you the shagging of your life, while dressing up, putting bondage gear on and letting you handcuff me to the wall. Who wouldn’t want that?”

On a lighter note, Jodie did have some CBB advice for this year’s bunch…

“Just avoid the people you won’t get on with! I had Michael Barrymore, Pete Burns and George Galloway who seemed jealous of anyone who was sexy. But it was such a big payday, I’d have been mad to turn it down!”

To read Jodie’s interview in full get this week’s copy of Zoo now!

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