If you're anything like us, you'll have been anxiously following the fate of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's dogs, Pistol and Boo, who were rescued by the pair in the nick of time today. Johnny and Amber were ordered to get their doggies out of Australia by the quarantine authorities, else they would be euthanised.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT? WE KNOW. HOW COULD THEY?
As huge dog lovers, we were starting of thinking of flying them back ourselves, but luckily the Depps have sorted it and all is well and good. But what were they doing there in the first place, we hear you cry? Johnny is out in Oz filming the fifth Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise, and obvs wanted the company of his pooches. But naughty Johnny didn't declare them at customs, so he was given a deadline of 72 hours in which to return them to the US. The country's Agricultural Minister, Barnaby Joyce, says they were there illegally, saying: "It's time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States."
He sounds like a jolly old chap.
Has Barnaby never seen the Andrex advert?
