We don't know about you, but we REALLY wish we were Jonathan Cheban RN.
Firstly, because 'Kim Kardashian's bestie' appears to be his actual job title. Which sounds fantastic.
Secondly, because he's going on Celebs Go Dating. And is apparently getting a private jet and a whole load of other things thrown in.
And thirdly, because TWO reality shows are apparently having a bidding war over him.
Why do they never have bidding wars over us :(
Celebs Go Dating AND Celebrity Big Brother are expected to be fighting over him in the hope that he'll tell all about his bestie Kim's pretty eventful year.
A source said: "Both Channel 5 and E4 know that Jonathan is a key part of success for any show he does.
"He has been heavily rumoured for Celebs Go Dating but CBB bosses have got wind of this and are keen to sign him so he can complete a run in the show – he quit last year leaving viewers wanting more."
Erm. If we were CBB bosses we wouldn't be that enthused about booking him, TBH. He was there for approximately 40 seconds.
We're guessing he'll be more keen for Celebs Go Dating, particularly because of all his reported diva demands that he's made.
A source told Mirror Celeb that Jonathan, who: "always stays on a New York time zone" - wants the filming schedule to be worked around his own sleeping patterns.
THAT DOES SEEM A BIT MUCH, JONATHAN.
He's also said to have requested an unlimited beauty budget.
And it gets weirder.
He also apparently wants show bosses to pay for regular IV drips in his hotel suite.
Like – WOT?
A source told the MailOnline earlier this week: "Jonathan will be the highest profile star on the reality show and securing someone of his calibre comes at a cost and a certain amount of expectations on the show’s producers.
"Jonathan has demanded a private jet to bring him and his entourage to the UK and a suite for the duration at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel which costs up to £5,000.00 per night - a total cost of £300,000 for the 2 months he will stay in the UK.
"Show bosses are referring to him as their star of the show and are set to meet his demands at any cost to ensure he is happy."
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