It’s a situation that most people have been in – you get home from the local public house after a night on the razz, stumble towards the laptop and start internet shopping like it’s going out of fashion.
Next thing you know, there’s a Bengal tiger, a bacon-scented shower gel and a mirror ball suit on your doormat.
And this is exactly what happened to Jonathan Ross recently. Well, instead of the tiger, shower gel and suit, it was actually a Samurai sword from Quentin Tarantino’s 2003 film Kill Bill.
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But it’s not his fault apparently. It’s his wife Jane Goldman’s fault for leaving him home alone in a house full of booze.
He said: “Here’s the thing, you shouldn’t leave a man home alone.
“The other night I came home from work and there was a package waiting for me that obviously I’d bought online when I was drunk, not realising it. It was the Samurai sword from Kill Bill.”
But instead of decapitating enemies with the sword (phew), Wossy’s been using it to make fruit salad for the whole family.
“In the end, me and my son were playing with it in the garden, throwing apples up and cutting them up.”