It’s been a pretty strange few days.
We’re not quite sure whether it’s still acceptable to be scoffing wheels of camembert at 9am, or laying in bed watching Victoria surrounded by the crumbs of many mince pies until 2am.
WE say it is, but there are a few who may disagree.
And as if all this isn’t confusing enough, we’ve learned that Kylie Jenner’s Christmas gifts cost more than our home, Miley Cyrus spent time in hospital over the festive period and then there’s the Celebrity Big Brother line up being released.
SAY, WHUT?
So much excitement for January telly.
It seems like YEARS since we watched I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here, and fell in love with Joel Dommett and his abs, saw Adam Thomas suctioned into a vat of grossness while getting more grossness dropped on his head, and Larry Lamb becoming the GILF we didn’t know we needed.
However, for one contestant it’s still all too real as they revealed that the show has left them SCARRED.
Of course, anyone who goes into that creepy crawly infested jungle is bound to be left with some scars – like never being able to sleep with the lights off ever again for fear of a tarantula falling into your mouth.
But Jordan Banjo, the Diversity dancer who stole our hearts during his stint on the show this year, has confessed that he has been left with actual physical scars after the horrible Bushtucker Trials.
Crikey.
Appearing on Good Morning Britain, Jordan said: "Do you know what's funny? Being out of it for so long now - well not even that long, a couple of weeks - I look back at it and I’m like, mate I don’t even know how I did that!"
When asked about the horrendous task where Jordan was put in a coffin with a tonne of rats, the dancer said: "I’ve got scars on my neck from the rats scratching and stuff."
Erm, all we have to say is NO THANKS.