You may have noticed that we at heat are pretty partial to the peen. We've brought you Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, we brought you Alex Bowen's absolutely massive wang.
Actually we brought you Alex Bowen's twice, cos we're just that bloody lovely.
We thought we brought you Justin Bieber's once, but it turned out it wasn't his.
Those still in mourning over not catching a glimpse of J Biebs' peen will be pleased to know that he's tweeted about it – but not in the graphic way a certain YouTuber did yesterday.
Basically, someone made a meme about being not cool 'until you've peed your pants' (fair) with a pic of Biebs looking like he's peed his pants.
Justin tweeted the wholly believable excuse: "Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area...Didn't bother me if it made ya laugh nice!"
SURE, JUSTIN, THE OLD FLOWER WATER EXCUSE.
We've all been there, eh?
Guys?
IN OTHER PENIS NEWS, YouTuber Jay Alvarrez got his out on Twitter earlier this week to prove it wasn't as small as his ex girlfriend, Alex Ren, insisted it was.
And he ain't wrong.
He captioned it: "I got 99 problems and this ain't one baby #DontBeBitter."
And he has the smile of a young man very pleased with his peen.
The couple were known for travelling round the world together and making everyone super jealous / annoyed by their ridiculously amazing Instagram snaps.
They broke up in 2016, and Alexis took to Twitter on February 19 this year to claim he had a small penis. She also said of their relationship: "I learned self love, self growth & self trust…& stay away from fuckboys.” She claims they broke up because "The relationship wasn’t good for his business anymore. Fucked uuup."
Blimey.
He followed it up with tweeting: " Body Shaming is never cool in any gender or situation.. Making someone feel bad about how they naturally are is only showing your weakness"
Which is vv fair, tbh.