It’s been a whole month since the Internet was taken over by Justin Bieber’s penis and the owner is finally ready to talk about those nude pics. We’re all ears (and eyes), Biebs…
Appearing on The Ellen Show, Justin told host Ellen Degeneres how he found out his, erm, member was a fully-fledged member of the famous peen set.
“Scooter, (Braun Bieber’s manager) he was like ‘yo I hate to tell you this, but your penis is on the Internet.’ I was like, ‘What?’ The first thing I saw that the censored one and it had like the black thing over it. And I was like oh my goodness like I don’t know what this is gonna look like, and then it wasn’t like as bad as I thought it was gonna be. It wasn’t as terrible.”
pic credit: @nicholasgrimshaw
Nah, definitely NOT terrible. When your penis gets likened to an aubergine emoji, we’d say you’re all good, pal.
Justin’s chat with Ellen wasn’t all about his bits. The singer also opened up about his feelings for ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.
“It is tough. There's a lot of stuff that reminds me of her. You see something on TV and you're like 'I remember when we used to watch this' or 'I remember this smell it reminds me of a time.”
Bieber hinted that a reunion between the pair isn’t totally off the table…
“I mean, we have a lot of history together so maybe, it possibly could happen but I think we're both just on our own journeys of just figuring ourselves out and I think maybe once we figure ourselves out we can come together and make an awesome duo. Or she'll find someone awesome and I'll find someone awesome. I just want her to be happy, honestly.”
That's pretty adorable, right?