We don't know if you know this, but Justin Bieber is quite literally the best person in the world right now.
Seriously, he is.
He's currently on a massive arena tour, but we're not really interested in that.
No – we're interested in him wearing a wig and fake goatee) in coffee shops, wandering around Epping forest and going to an Essex pub for a pint of milk and some fish.
And that the aforementioned used glass of milk is selling on eBay for 64,900 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS.
Oh, and that he's buying some sort of party mansion in north London.
HE'S A RUDDY FASCINATING BLOKE RN, WE TOLD YOU.
The latest excellent bit of trivia to come out of Justin's UK tour concerns his post-O2 arena meal.
Which was two chicken burgers and two portions of chips.
TWO.
OF EACH.
They were called Spicy Malagueta burgers and were from somewhere called the Cabana Brasilian Barbecue.
We wonder if he washed them down with another glass of milk worth TENS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS.
We hope he's enjoying all the delights of London, particularly as he's reportedly renting a MASSIVE house in the north of it.
The 24,000 sq ft house is said to have been built in 1910.
It also apparently has a bathroom made from 12 types of Italian marble, which is of course what everyone looks for in a house.
Aree Land, a partner at Knight Frank told the Daily Mail: "This is one of the capital’s most luxurious homes and offers state-of-the-art facilities including an indoor and outdoor pool, a spa, tennis court, home cinema and wine cellar.
"Roads such as this continue to hold massive appeal amongst the rich and the famous, and this is one of the few areas in London to offer larger properties with huge, secluded gardens.
"The house also offers complete privacy, something essential for someone of Justin’s pop star standing."
We're waiting patiently for our invite to the partay.