Uh oh, Kanye’s taken the mic. He’s wearing those Kanye-from-circa-2004 sunglasses he always used to wear. “YO, UNNAMED BACHELORETTE,” he’s shouting. “I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY FRIEND DENISE HAD THE BEST HEN PARTY OF ALL TIME.” He’s passing around glassy polaroids of Denise’s hen party. “DICK STRAWS. DEELEY-BOPPERS. MIDGET STRIPPERS, Y’ALL,” he’s saying. “IT WAS ESPECIALLY CRUNK.”
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And so to Kanye West, who this week crashed a bachelorette party. Well, we say ‘crashed’: what we really mean was ‘he was at a restaurant in New Orleans where a bachelorette party happened to be going down, and was gracious enough to pose for photos with them’. So hardly Beastie Boys’ Fight For Your Right video, but still up there on the odd things Kanye West has done in his life chart.
Bachelorettes who posed in a weird, lean-in group shot with Kanye also confirm the rapper bought them all a bottle of champagne and, “wished the bride well. [He] said that getting married was the best thing that's happened to him”. Kanye! You are so nice when you’re not screaming about jogging bottoms!