Why is Kanye West designing a WEDDING RING for his 1-year-old daughter North West?

News to make you do a little sick in your mouth time now, and Kanye 'Imma let you finish that rusk, child, but I could gum on it better' West is reportedly designing a diamond wedding ring for his daughter North West to wear during her childhood. WEIRD ALERT.

Yes, she might have 201 months to wait until she can actually get married without her parents' permission, but apparently that isn't stopping Yeezy from already thinking about his little girl's future.

A source speaking to Hollywood Life explained that Kanye wants to be "the first man to put a ring on his girl's finger" BARF SOUNDS so he's making a "one-of-a-kind diamond ring" for his 16-month-old child EXTREME SICK NOISES.

Kanye has apparently turned to the jewellery mastermind who created his wife Kim Kardashian's spectacular 15-carat cushion cut diamond engagement ring – reportedly worth $1.2million – Lorraine Schwartz.

"He's in the process of designing her a one-of-a-kind diamond ring for her to wear on her wedding finger. It symbolises Dada's love for his little angel," the source – presumably running back and forth between a bucket and the phone to be violently ill – said.

"Call him crazy [OH BUT WE WILL], but that’s what he's doing. He says it's going to be princess cut with her name engraved in the band and will have the biggest diamond on it that she can possibly carry on her little finger.

"Kanye's no stranger to haters. He won't listen those who think the gift is too extravagant for a child. He doesn't care. He will be the first man to put a ring on his girl's finger. He's waiting until she gets a little older and will have Lorraine make it to fit her little finger," the insider added.

Yes, hello God? Yep. It's time. Burn this world, please.

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