Why did Kanye West look so miserable on his and Kim Kardashian’s date night?

Kanye West isn’t a happy bunny. He was only allowed to reverse-park the car 17 times before Kim Kardashian told him to stop, and he’s pretty sure he’d have got those chrome rims perfectly aligned with the curb if he’d had one more crack at it. And then the restaurant didn’t have those crab sticks he loves, and the waiter didn’t genuflect enough when he took their order. Really, is life even worth living anymore?

Yeah. Kanye looked pretty bummed out when he and wife Kim went for a meal on Friday night wearing matching Balmain jackets, which you think would put a smile on anyone’s face. Hell, if we had even ONE Balmain jacket we’d never stop beaming. We’d never take it off either, so it would smell hella funky quite soon.

“#DateNight,” Kim kaptioned this snap of the, er, happy couple making their way through the crowds of waiting paps. She wasn’t carrying a handbag, and Kanye’s leather trousers don’t look like they were designed with comfort or practicality in mind, so we can only imagine where they were keeping enough cash to pay for their meal.

Actually, maybe that’s why he looks so miserable: those trews have really screwed up his evening. We assume it took a while (and a Ross Gellar-esque comedy situation with a full bottle of talc and two separate assistants in a bathroom) for him to pull them on, and Kim’s moaning because he’s copied her exact outfit, AGAIN.

Anyway, look, we’ve found 16 times when Kanye actually did bare his teeth in some semblance of a smile, so don’t tell us it never happens.