The Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West feud was 100% and indisputably THE story of 2016.
It was bigger than Bake Off and Brangelina put together.
In our opinion.
If you've been on some sort of isolated submarine in the deepest depths of the darkest ocean and don't know what happened, Kim released the audio of Taylor Swift seemingly agreeing to the lyric about her in Kanye's song Famous ("I feel like me and Taylor might have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous").
This leak would have been all very well and moderately uncontroversial, had Taylor not spent the last few months publicly bitching about Kanye for it at every opportunity.
It was a mega revelation, basically.
And it stemmed a chain of reactions, including Khloe Kardashian posting a photo of what she thought was a 19-year-old Chloe Grace Moretz's bare arse (it wasn't), Tay Tay's ex and fitlord Calvin Harris going partying with Kim, and one bizarre theory that Kimye would be going to prison.
They didn't go to prison.
An early demo of the song has leaked online, with vastly different and far more revolting lyrics.
In it, Kanye raps: "I feel like Taylor Swift still owe me sex"
He then brought in his ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. "I feel like Amber Rose still owe me sex. Why? I made that bitch famous... not really but somewhat famous."
Literally, ewww.
It emerged earlier this week that Kanye had some sort of "nervous breakdown" and fired 30 staffers after that dreadful NYFW show where he neglected to give his models water in the scorching heat and made them walk in broken heels.
"He had his agent fire all 30 of his staff after the fashion show and got rid of his phone so people can only contact him via e-mail," an insider told the New York Post.
"He had a nervous breakdown after the show and that’s what triggered it all."
We're not surprised – we had to take our jumpers off just looking at the pics.