Kanye West has written a poem about McDonald’s and it’s a thing of DELICATE BEAUTY

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by Polly Foreman |
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Kanye West may be an award winning songwriter, but no piece of music is so beautiful as his poem about McDonald's.

In our opinion.

The reason behind it (not that ANYONE needs a reason to write a McDonald's poem) is that Frank Ocean's visual album Boys Don't Cry is set to come free with a mag.

And Kanye wrote the poem to go in it.

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Of course.

If you want to dedicate some time this evening to read the beautiful verse (of course you do), then it's below.

We like it almost as much as that Olympian who ordered literally everything in the world from McDonald's after failing to win a medal at Rio.

McDonalds Man ,

McDonalds Man,

The french fries had a plan,

The french fries had a plan,

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band,

Cus the french fries had a plan,

The french fries had a plan,

McDonalds Man ,


I know them french fries have a plan,

I know them french fries have a plan,

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band,

To overthrow the french fries plan,

I always knew them french fries was evil man,

Smelling all good and shit,

I don't trust no food that smells that good man,

I don't trust it,

I just can't,

McDonalds Man,

McDonalds Man,

McDonalds, damn,

Them french fries look good tho,

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries,

I know the McNuggets was jealous of the fries,

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries,

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes,

And he only be there some of the time,

Everybody was jealous of them french fries,

Except for that one special guy,

That smooth apple pie."

Kanye – you are practically Shakespeare.

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