We reckon Katie Hopkins has a personal dictionary, which she's made from scratch, of celebrity names she has unleashed her wrath on - in order for her to keep check of who to spout her acid-words onto next.
This week's victim and subject to the motormouth of KP is poor Dame Helen Mirren.
The former *Apprentice *star has branded Dame Helen, 'Dame Miserable'.
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Katie spoke of Dame Helen in her recent column in The Sun and said: "[Helen] says women are still finding their way in the modern world and need to use the words 'f*** off' more frequently. Funnily enough, Dame Miserable, I disagree."
She added: "I’m sick of you parading your boobs about as if they’re the only asset women have, and blabbing on about being wrinkle-free like it matters."
And if that wasn't enough heckling, Katie also decided to write about that time when Helen stormed out of her West End play, in costume as the Queen, to ask street musicians to be quiet.
"So what, Helen? People were enjoying the drummers more than they were enjoying you repeating a few lines someone else had written."
And it looks like Katie is not one bit guilty about speaking such words about a Dame. She posted on Twitter: "Thanks for getting so involved with my column @TheSun today. I am sorry for the tears on trains, in toilets and Tesco."
Got that Helen? - You basically need to put your boobs away and be the opposite of "miserable."
Katie Hopkins - worst moments:
Katie Hopkins - worst moments
1 of 9Katie gets back to nature
Katie had herself a little romp in public with married colleague Mark Cross. Nice one, Katie...
2 of 9Peaches Geldof owns Katie
Peaches Geldof completely owned Katie during a discussion about attachment parenting on This Morning
3 of 9Katie says that she doesn't like geographical names
...but her daughter's name is India. Nice one, Katie
4 of 9Katie tweeted: "Packet Mix have still got a chubber in their ranks. Less Little Mix. More Pick n Mix"
Katie calls Jesy Nelson a "chubber"
5 of 9Katie: YOU'RE FIRED
Katie was fired from the Met Office in 2007 before she'd even started the new job. A Met Office statement said she did not meet the required standards to complete her probationary period, and confirmed that her performance on The Apprentice and confessions about her private life were a factor in her dismissal. Nice one, Katie...
6 of 9Katie says alcoholic Paul Gascoigne should keep boozing
On Gazza's alcohol addiction, Katie said: "I don't believe what Russell Brand says about addiction. I just don't buy it. It's a behaviour. Gazza likes drinking, let him crack on. He is enjoying himself." Nice one, Katie...
7 of 9Katie gets married on TV
Katie got married to Mark Cross (the field sex guy) on Celebrity Four Weddings. Nice one, Katie...
8 of 9Katie calls Sonia Poulton a zebra in a wig
Katie remarked that her fellow This Morning guest Sonia Poulton was 'a zebra' shouting at her, she said: "I know, but when you've got a zebra in a wig shouting at you, really it's too much." Nice one, Katie
9 of 9The Katie Hopkins Company is a giant flop
Katie's company, The Katie Hopkins Company - a business and management agency - has run at a net loss since June 2009. As of 30 June 2012 it had a net worth of -£11,927, and had no declared turnover at all during the previous 12 months. Nice one, Katie...