Katie Hopkins has decided to write about Jeremy Clarkson’s willy (sorry)

Katie Hopkins is totally on Jeremy Clarkson’s side in the whole “fracas” debacle (you know, where he’s been accused of punching a BBC producer).

Oh, but of course she is. We bet Katie loves a fast car or three.

In her Sun column, she’s gone all sycophantic on Jeremy’s ass, praising everything that he stands for, like he’s a politician or something, and not just a grumpy TV presenter in dodgy jeans. Because that’s what he is, Katie. Please try to remember that.

She wants a go in a Ferrari on Top Gear, obviously.

Anyway, this is all fine, and quite predictable, but WHY, WHY, WHY did she have to bring mini Jeremy into the equation?

“Get Clarkson back on Top Gear, get the show back on the air and stop playing who’s got the biggest willy,” she demands.

Eurgh, Katie, eurgh. Now we’re thinking about it and we’re going to have to read the rest of your column to distract ourselves. Damnit.

In the column, Katie also calls Jeremy a “national treasure”.

Yes, this is a distraction technique

Yes, we’re still thinking about it

Make it END, PLEASE!

She's done worse