Today is the end of days. We’ve just got time to whack this up online and then we’re hurrying home to our loved ones to await the ghostly knock of the Four Horsemen. We suggest you do the same. Slip your pets outside – they’ll be safer there, and revert to a feral nature soon. Turn off your gas and electricity – no point in taking risks now, is there. Goodbye, dear friends. Sleep well…
Oh, you hadn’t heard that the world was ending? So sorry – it’s just that Katie Hopkins made her customary appearance on This Morning this morning and was nice.
And not just nice – nice AND supportive! To a woman! Who describes herself as overweight! And is on benefits! And has tattoos! And is asking the government for more money to help her slim down! WHAT IS GOING ON???
Has Katie’s recent four-stone weight gain given her a sense of empathy? Did some of those excess calories build up into a fatty deposit of compassion? Have Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden somehow got hold of the little evil worm that was implanted inside Katie’s brain and killed it with fire?
“I’m still a tough person – I’d still say, to your face, I wouldn’t employ you because you’re big, because I know how hard it is to be fat, but the interesting thing is whilst I say there are no excuses to be fat, we do have our reasons,” she said to Christina Briggs, who hit headlines this week after appearing in Closer magazine.
Katie kept hold of Christina’s arm during the whole interview, like she was hanging on to her for mutual support. This is MIND-blowing.
So does this herald a new era of Katie Hopkins’ niceness? Let’s take a look at her Twitter, shall we.
That'd be a no, then.
GALLERY: Katie Hopkins' top 10 worst moments of allllll time
Katie Hopkins - worst moments
1 of 9Katie gets back to nature
Katie had herself a little romp in public with married colleague Mark Cross. Nice one, Katie...
2 of 9Peaches Geldof owns Katie
Peaches Geldof completely owned Katie during a discussion about attachment parenting on This Morning
3 of 9Katie says that she doesn't like geographical names
...but her daughter's name is India. Nice one, Katie
4 of 9Katie tweeted: "Packet Mix have still got a chubber in their ranks. Less Little Mix. More Pick n Mix"
Katie calls Jesy Nelson a "chubber"
5 of 9Katie: YOU'RE FIRED
Katie was fired from the Met Office in 2007 before she'd even started the new job. A Met Office statement said she did not meet the required standards to complete her probationary period, and confirmed that her performance on The Apprentice and confessions about her private life were a factor in her dismissal. Nice one, Katie...
6 of 9Katie says alcoholic Paul Gascoigne should keep boozing
On Gazza's alcohol addiction, Katie said: "I don't believe what Russell Brand says about addiction. I just don't buy it. It's a behaviour. Gazza likes drinking, let him crack on. He is enjoying himself." Nice one, Katie...
7 of 9Katie gets married on TV
Katie got married to Mark Cross (the field sex guy) on Celebrity Four Weddings. Nice one, Katie...
8 of 9Katie calls Sonia Poulton a zebra in a wig
Katie remarked that her fellow This Morning guest Sonia Poulton was 'a zebra' shouting at her, she said: "I know, but when you've got a zebra in a wig shouting at you, really it's too much." Nice one, Katie
9 of 9The Katie Hopkins Company is a giant flop
Katie's company, The Katie Hopkins Company - a business and management agency - has run at a net loss since June 2009. As of 30 June 2012 it had a net worth of -£11,927, and had no declared turnover at all during the previous 12 months. Nice one, Katie...