‘Tis the season for goodwill and peace among humankind, a time for joy and love and COMEDY RECORD-SCRATCHING NOISE oh god, hang on – Katie Hopkins is saying something mean.
The ex-Apprentice rent-a-gob has written a scorching piece in her Sun column absolutely slamming Katie Price (aka Jordan) for her outlandish Kissable Fierce perfume launch outfit. Which looked a bit like this:
“What a wreck of a woman,” she started out. “This makes me want to grab [Jordan’s baby daughter] Bunny and stroke her in sympathy.”
Hopkins went on to criticise Jordan’s black pleather catsuit and her appearance, saying her face looked like “it might melt near an open fire”.
She also said she felt “sorry for the daft trout” and ordered her to “get that catsuit off love, and give yourself a good hose down with disinfectant”.
Crikey.
Just to top it all off, Hopkins warned readers off buying Katie’s new fragrance, telling them it makes them a “sweaty has-been”.
We don’t know about you, but we’re going outside now to dig ourselves a little war bunker, because something tells us Jordan is about to go totally nuclear.
GALLERY: Katie Price before and after plastic surgery - 20 years of boob jobs, lip fillers and LITRES of fake tan
Katie Price before and after plastic surgery
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