Katie Hopkins unleashes SMUGGEST rant yet and brags about Tory election win

Katie Hopkins is in full sneering, snidey mode today after David Cameron’s Conservatives won the general election – and she’s not going to shut up about it.

Just weeks ago – in those halcyon days – the ex-Apprentice star pledged to leave the country if Ed Miliband was elected Prime Minister, but now the Labour leader has quit, Hopkins has a LOT to get off her chest.

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Writing in her Sun column, Katie started off well by saying she didn’t want to be smug. But then it got worse.

“Oh no. I want to be much more than smug. I want to gloat like hell. Swim in a bath of gloat milk, dine out on bragging biscuits and stick my smug ugly mug in yours,” she said.

Oh god.

She then turned her vitriol on as many politically interested celebrities as she could – starting with Russell Brand, who she called a “disgrace of a man”.

“You are a fat bloke with a perm talking to a camera in your kitchen,” she went on.

Of Delia Smith – she of the delicious roasts – Katie said: “You may be able to bake cakes, sweetpea, but no one gives a damn if you vote Labour.

“You think you are Waitrose but let’s face it — these days you are more Co-op than anything with class.”

Crikey. Hopkins also directed her ire at Paul O’Grady (“I’d offer you a lift to the airport but I’ve a gloating party to go to”), Steve Coogan (“Maybe stick to what you are good at. When you work out what that is”) and, er, Paloma Faith (“Politics is clearly not your thing”).

Just five more years, people. Five intolerably long years of this hot gloating mess.

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