Sob! Sniffle! Paaaaarp.
That was us blowing our nose rather than blowing a raspberry.
Give us a minute, will you?
We're just feeling a trifle blue because LOVE IS DEAD.
Katie Price has said that she has two regrets in life, and one of them is marrying Alex Reid.
Nooooo!
Alex is in the top two of Katie's husbands, in our opinion.
Katie made the devastating admission that's ripped apart everything we hold dear during a Facebook conversation with The Sun, and said:
"My only regrets are marrying Alex Reid and [her failed bid for] Eurovision [in 2005].
"I wonder why."
We fully understand the Eurovision one, but why regret marrying Alex? Sure, he's kind of a buffoon but he's a loveable one.
And he won Celebrity Big Brother in 2010, beating Vinnie Jones and Stephanie Beacham! Our extensive reality TV knowledge (Google) tells us he got 65% of the vote, the highest EVER for CBB.
And he didn't have a "full blown sexual affair" with one of Katie's close friends, so far as we're aware.
And wasn't he in Hollyoaks once upon a time?
Katie and Alex split up in January 2011 after 11 months of marriage and we're not sure we've ever got over it.
Although our belief in love did briefly re-ignite when Alex got together with Chantelle Houghton. But that was doomed too.
Since the split with Katie, Alex has claimed that she outed him as cross-dresser to make money, and that she "tried to destroy" him.
Pass us a hanky, will you? We're off again.