Katie Price almost kissed an actual pig

Katie Price kissed a pig. Katie Price rode a pig around a farm. Katie Price trained a pig to be a sheepdog, then won an annual sheep-herding contest with said pig. Katie Price was injured and her pig had to go off the big city in order to raise money to keep her farm, maintain her perfume business, and ensure she can keep churning out a never-ending stream of autobiographies.

No. None of these things happened. Well, the sheep-herding bit and pig in the city bits kinda happened, as those are basically the plot lines to 1995 movie Babe and it’s inferior 1998 sequel, Babe 2: Pig In The City. We’d highly recommend watching Babe or even re-watching Babe. It’s a classic.

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So what DID happen? Katie Price spent the weekend mucking out her pigs with her daughter Princess and Kieran Hayler. She documented this event on her Instagram account. First off, Katie boiled up some eggs fresh from her chickens. There’s pictorial evidence of this below.

Secondly, she posted a snap of herself and her daughter Princess - who looks awfully similar to her mum - standing near to where some pig shit used to be and looking dead happy about it. Yeah, we grew up in the country and we’re not big fans of farming. In fact, if we had to pick, we’re probably more similar to Babe 2: Pig In The City, as we now live in the city. And not a on a farm, like Babe in the original motion picture, Babe.

Katie followed up the first snap with another photo of her puckering up to her pet pig; adding the caption: "Not the first time a pig has gone to kiss me".

Now we have a feeling that Katie’s “pig” reference, is not in fact a reference to a porky pig, but a human man pig. Which “pig” could Katie Price be referring to? Peter Andre? No, he’s not very pig-like? Alex Reid? Or maybe, Kieran Hayler? It would be pretty harsh if she was calling Kieran a pig.

Not least because she’s still with him and he just helped her shovel actual pig poop. Maybe Katie literally meant, “This is the not the first time one of my pigs has tried to kiss me. They’re pigs. They’ll literally put their faces anywhere.” Who knows? Katie Price knows, that’s who. Anyway, go watch Babe.

If this article makes you do one thing, it should give you an inclination to go and watch the movie Babe.