Katie Price is flogging vintage Jordan nude ironing board covers for £5 – nice

Every little helps, right?

Katie Price isn’t going to be short of a buck or two, but she’s always get more handy ways up her sleeve (or housekeeping coat - keep on reading, you’ll see what we mean) to make some more dosh.

The former glamour model is about to start selling a bunch of old naked ironing board covers that she’s got knocking about in her house for a fiver each.

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Excellent!

Like one of those rude pens you buy in Brighton and/or Blackpool that you turn upside down only for the bikini or pants on the porn star to disappear and reveal a VERY NAKED person, Katie’s bikini disappears when a hot iron is applied to the board.

Yes, Jordan, yes!

Now, we know that you’ve most probably been lusting after one of these creations for years, saddened by the knowledge that Amazon permanently have that darned, “currently unavailable. We don't know when or if this will be back in stock” message each time you search for the coveted item – but fear no more.

THE X-RATED IRONING BOARD COVERS ARE COMING BACK, GUYS.

Jord told an AdWeek Europe event that she’s got a massive stash of the bad boys in her office – and she wants to shift them, Delboy stylee.

“[It was] years ago when I had a Brazilian strip of hair - I’ve got a tattoo there now, so I’ve got no hair,” she said.

“You iron over me, the bikini comes off and I’m naked. But it’s old now - like I said I’ve got no hair down there.

“I thought I’d flog them for £5. If someone wants them signed, £10. I’ve got to get rid of them. I’ve got boxes of them.”

Over on Amazon, a Ms J.E. Ramsey confirms: “Bought this as a gift for a male friend - he has never been so keen to do the ironing! Easy to fit and brings a smile to a boring chore!”

It seems that The Pricey is even inadvertently encouraging equality of the sexes with the covers – ace.

Ah, KP – we do love you sometimes.