Katie Price gets new lip fillers; world runs out of hyaluronic acid stocks forever

Does anyone remember what Katie Price used to look like? Before all the boob inflations, Botox and multiple husbands? No, us either – though there are some comparison pics right at the end of this story if you can bare to tear yourselves away from this thrilling copy.

ANYWAY, Katie’s gorn and done it again – she’s had even more fillers stuffed into her lips, and now we’re actually worried there’s not going to be enough hyaluronic acid left in the world for other things.

What other things? That’s what you’re honestly asking us? Well, other things like… mutters ah, crap. Wikipedia reckons it helps knee injuries, so that. Basically.

She posted the snap above on Instagram, captioning it: "Thank you Holly love my lips □□□□□ @flawlesscosmetic can't wait for the next visit."

Next visit?!

Look, Katie really doesn’t need anything else injected into her face or body. We’re concerned that if she pricks herself on a spindle, Sleeping Beauty style, she might develop a slow puncture and start leaking out all over Sainsbury’s.

On the plus side, if you’re ever on a plane with Katie, she’d be really useful to keep nearby, just in case you crash over water and need to cling to something buoyant until you get rescued.

Katie Price before and after plastic surgery