Has anyone got some aspirin for Katie Price?
The poor gal got what can only be described as MORTAL last night at the EnergySave Christmas party.
Katie was booked to hand out some awards, and was even paid £13,000 to make the appearance. But organiser Jason Rowan is now demanding his money back.
Why, you ask? Is it because Katie didn’t turn up? Oh no, she turned up in a BIG way.
Katie got so drunk that she ended up stripping off in the toilets – and by stripping off, we mean she was prancing around in only a thong and thigh-high boots. MARE.
She also blew her nose on a tablecloth because she thought it was a napkin, and declared Dane Bowers the love of her life.
Let us be the ones to remind you Katie is currently married. Not sure how her hubby is going to take that one…
You can read all about her wild night out right here, including the eyewitness accounts (they're worth it).
Doing body shots off your colleague at your Christmas party doesn't seem so bad now, right?
Well, Katie is feeling pretty mortified right now, and has made a big decision.
Appearing on Loose Women, Katie admitted that she was a nightmare when drunk, and a total lightweight. She told the panel that it doesn't take much to get her feeling tipsy, but that she's not a rowdy drunk. She did say "I'm not even naughty", but after last night we don't quite believe that one…
We thought Katie might try Dry January, but she's actually going one further than that and ditching alcohol for the whole year.
Yep, Katie Price is going sober for the whole of 2017. She reminded us that she's gone nearly a year without a drink through all of her pregnancies, so she'd "do it for a whole year and prove you all wrong."
They're not the only ones to strip off this Christmas – Sam Thompson and Tiff Watson went completely starkers for their 2016 couple's Christmas card.