Katie Price has achieved a helluva lot in her 20 years in the limelight – five kids, three husbands, literally millions of pounds, multiple reality shows and more boob jobs than the entire TOWIE cast put together.
But there's one career move she still wants to make, and that's the transition to singer.
YouTube singer, to be precise.
When heat caught up with Katie at the launch of her new beauty line Katie Price Beauty, she told us she's got loads more juice in the old engine yet.
"I'm going to become a YouTube sensation – you'll see," she told us.
"I want to set up a station in my office and do my singing with a Mac and a camera. I'm going to sing pop covers. I've met a celebrity with seven million followers who will help me out.
"When I'm drunk I can't sing, but when I'm serious I can hold a tune. I'd never do Eurovision again. But I'm going to become a YouTube singing sensation. It will happen."
Just in case you'd forgotten what Katie's singing sounded like, let us just reintroduce you to that time she duetted with ex-husband Peter Andre on A Whole New World…
Haunting.
Katie also filled us in on THOSE adoption rumours that circulated last week, after reports she and husband Kieran Hayler were planning to expand their family with non-biological children.
"I have no plans to adopt at the moment," she said.
"I don't know why people are talking about that again. The thing is I love all Disney princess names and would love to have more kids so I can use them all."
Speaking of her kids, Katie said she's getting ready to become a Kris Jenner-style momager of Junior and Princess – both of who already have their own Instagram accounts.
"Junior and Princess are already becoming their own little brand in themselves. Next year, watch out, is all I'm saying. They absolutely love the camera. The kids could travel all over the world and we'd get given free designer stuff. I've never been given anything designer in 23 years. Imagine if we became the Kardashians, that would be amazing!"
Catch Katie's full interview in this week's heat mag, out now.