The glamour model is currently enjoying a super-luxurious break in Cape Verde with husband Kieran Hayler and kids Harvey, Princess, Junior and baby Jett.
She's been posting snaps from the family album on Twitter so we can all admire her writhing around on a giant sunlounger-cum-bed, grasping a bottle of champagne quite provocatively and playing tonsil tennis with a startled-looking horse. Hang on, what?!
Check out all of Jordan's holiday pics in the gallery below.
Katie Price holiday pictures
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Yowzers. You're not going to want sunburn there, Katie.
2 of 18'Comparing tans on Tortuga Beach'
Even the sun towels match the nails. Natch.
3 of 18'My gorgeous girl'
Props to Jordan - we've tried for several minutes, but we can't contort our body enough to take a selfie with a small child crushing our vital organs.
4 of 18'Hubby love time'
Is it just us, or is that windsurfer in the distance reeeeally short?
5 of 18'Me and my Princess'
Is that a shark behind Katie's right shoulder??
6 of 18'Love being with the family on holiday Melia Tortuga beach & Spa'
Kieran's shoulders are looking a bit pink here. Get that aftersun lotion in the mini-fridge, stat.
7 of 18'Loving Cape Verde'
It's not something she's ever shared with the press before, but Jordan's left foot is actually that of a nine-year-old child.
8 of 18'First family holiday with baby Jett LOVING it here the weather so good to Cape Verde all the way'
'First family holiday with baby Jett LOVING it here the weather so good to Cape Verde all the way'
9 of 18'Cuddles with my Princess :)'
That might leave an interesting tan line, though.
10 of 18'Loving this resort at Tortuga Beach well recommend for family's with kids'
Does anyone else really want a Rocket ice-lolly after seeing Katie's bikini?
11 of 18'Cheeky ;)'
Cheeky, yes, we get it - but how on Earth do you leave the under-crease of your bum so pale?
12 of 18Handy hand towels casually waiting on a tray. Now THAT's luxury.
13 of 18'Tanning my a*** off in Cape Verde'
Yes, so we see.
14 of 18'Loving the horses on beach'
Have you ever seen a horse look so startled at being petted?
15 of 18Hmm, one tray of sushi + three glasses full of bubbly + one unstable mattress + one overexcited glamour model bouncing all over the place = ...
16 of 18'Last few days left of our holiday'
Katie's got a pretty tight grip on that champagne bottle - wonder what's on her mind?
17 of 18'Cute'
18 of 18'Loving the sandy beaches'
That looks like an extraordinarily uncomfortable position to do some snogging in. Our neck is aching in sympathy, Jords.