Err… why is Katie Price cuddling Joe Hart?

Curiouser and curiouser.

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by Georgina Terry |
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So, this is an image we did not expect to see today or any day.

Katie Price cuddling up to England goalie Joe Hart.

Cast your mind back dear reader, to July last year when Katie posted a weird tweet, seemingly aimed at sportball's Joe on his wedding weekend.

“All Harts go out to the married couple, is he going to tell the truth about us xx,” she wrote but subsequently deleted.

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And, of course, our minds went into overdrive wondering what on earth she could mean.

Whatever she meant, she's stirred it up again by posting this snap:

And yes, it's a waxwork. But still.

And that's not the only snap that's got us in a tizz: it's the reunion we've all been hoping for: Katie and Peter Andre are back together!

Sort of.

We're surmising here, based on Katie posting a picture of herself in a cunning disguise and in no way attention-grabbing pink carriage, but we reckon that she's at Madam Tussauds in Blackpool.

And just look at the other celebs she's been hanging out with.

Here is Shrek:

And here is someone we are going to guess is Simon Cowell:

Why has Katie got her hand on his privates?

We can't fathom it.

Remember when Katie and Peter started tweeting each again? Magic moments, people. Magic moments.

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