Katie Price jokes about Kieran Hayler’s ‘late-night blowie’; world feels a bit queasy

Hey, guess what guys? Katie Price has a sex life! Sometimes she does things with her husband that involves the swapping of intimate bodily fluids! Occasionally she’ll enjoy the marital benefits of having a husband! And she wants us all to know about it!

So last night, Katie joked on Instagram about ‘performing a sex act’ – that’s how we have to describe it, according to the lawyers – on third husband Kieran Hayler, and now we feel a bit like our breakfast wants to come up and see us again.

“Just had a late night Blowie with @itsdash ready for bed,” she wrote, referring to her hairstylist Mikey Kardashian.

“Now it’s the husbands turn!”

Boak.

She went on: “Well.... It’s for filming ready for tomorrow really but didn't want to get up at 4.”

So Katie literally went to bed with a really fancy hair-do just because she didn’t want to wake up at cray o’clock? That makes total sense. Can you even imagine the amount of hairspray left on her pillow though?

It’s not the first time Katie’s been out-there in terms of talking about her and Kieran’s sex life – just last month she told one interviewer that she’s got to keep Kieran on his toes because “he’s a young lad”.

It comes just 16 months after Kieran was caught cheating on Katie with her ex-best friend Jane Pountney – and insiders reckon she’s now boasting about their private lives because she still feels vulnerable.

A source told Closer that Kieran now feels embarrassed whenever Katie brings up their sex life in public because he’s working on his boundaries in therapy.

“Not only does she talk about their sex life in public, but she’s constantly bragging to their friends about how great it is,” the insider said.

“This is her way of coping – in her head she’s punishing Kieran by making sex the number one topic. It’s like she’s taking ownership of their sex life by making it public.”

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