Forget Kim Kardashian and move over Kylie Jenner, Katie Price is the queen of social media.
Sure, she shares a lot of snaps of her inexplicable make-up range, but who else would announce they were getting a divorce on Twitter after discovering Kieran Hayler’s “full blown sexual affair”?
The one with Jane Pountney that is, not the latest alleged affair with the nanny. Come to think of it, she never did divorce him, did she?
And now Katie has done it again! Proved herself queen of Instagram with a throwback photo of herself just starting out as a model.
So, she did throwback Thursday on a Monday, she can do what she likes - she’s Katie Price. And check her out:
The photo was taken 22 years ago when the Pricey was just 17 and she looks so gosh-darned pretty. When we were 17 we had spaghetti hoops matted in our hair.
Still do now, actually.
In related Katie news: it doesn’t look as though she’ll be divorcing Kieran this time either.
Katie claimed that she’d discovered he’d been having another affair (damn that sex addiction!) which Kieran and the nanny, Nikki Browne, denied, then he admitted and it’s generally been very confusing all round.
Katie then said she was joining the dating app, Huggle, which was jolly exciting.
But now it looks as though she may have forgiven Jett and Bunni’s dad. Again.
Kieran has been in the audience of An Audience With Katie Price, and not sobbing at the back like Catherine Dickens after Charles separated from her (niche reference).
And Katie has dropped another hint that she's forgiven Kieran after posting a picture of a blanket with family pictures emblazoned on it. The main picture that can be seen on the blanket is of Kieran and their first child Jett.
In completely unrelated news, Katie has reportedly signed up for a second series of My Crazy Life. Filming begins next month.
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