Boobs! Big, bouncy bazoombas! Huge, in-yer-face lady lumps! Massively mounded mammary glands! Tantalisingly tiny tits! OK, that's enough of the click bait. Guess what? Katie Price is going for her seventh boob job right now and she's sharing pictures STRAIGHT FROM HER HOSPITAL BED.
That's right, the ex-glamour model and big ol' fan of plastic surgery is holed up in a clinic somewhere AS YOU READ THIS WITH YOUR EYES, and she's getting ready to go under the knife once again in her quest for perfect breasts.

Katie – aka Jordan – admitted earlier this summer she'd been wanting to get her boobs done again after being pregnant for practically two years straight, first with baby Jett (born last August) and then again with three-month-old Bunny, who was born on August 4.
As heat reported in September, Jordan started planning a massive £50,000 body makeover to help her deal with her insecurities, after third husband Kieran Hayler cheated on her during an affair that came to light in April.
"She is far more insecure over her looks and this was, without a doubt, brought on by Kieran going off with other girls," a source told us at the time.

But Katie saw the funny side of her body overhaul last month when she joked about selling off her old boob implants for charity – and revealed she keeps them all in a safe.
"Before I met Kieran I'd just had my boobs done, three months before," she explained on Loose Women. "So they were so good, the boobs, and then I met Kieran, and within five weeks I got pregnant and I've been pregnant for two years.

"I'm having a different implant to go in the safe with all the others. I've got all my implants, yeah. We show people, because I've had all different types, like 'look at this one, feel that'. It's fascinating," she added.
(All images courtesy of yougossip.co.uk)
Want to see what Katie looked like BEFORE all her plastic surgery? Scroll through the timeline below – the results are going to BLOW YOUR MIND.
Katie Price before and after plastic surgery

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