So, yesterday evening, Katie Price got everyone’s hopes up by posting an adorable picture of a newborn baby, leading us all to believe it was her youngest child who was born two weeks ago today.
But it wasn’t! It was a totally unrelated baby that did not come out of her ladyparts! Given that the real picture was taken in 2010, this baby definitely isn’t even a baby anymore!
Some fans still thought it was the actual offspring of Jordan and her cheating third husband Kieran Hayler though, and lots commented saying how much the fake baby looked like Katie’s other daughter, Princess.
But nope: not her baby.
This has, obviously, shaken the very foundations of everything we thought we knew about Jordan’s daughter to date. Is this even her hand clutching Kieran’s surprisingly hairy finger? Was that really her tiny, squishy little foot looking all edible in black and white? Does she even exist? (Legally we have to point out that yes, she does exist. HI LAWYERS.)
We managed to track down the original image, which was taken by US photographer Carrie Sandoval, like, four whole years ago. That child is now probably proudly wearing its school uniform ready for its first day at primary school and has NO IDEA it’s been mistaken for the newborn baby of Katie Price and Kieran Hayler.