Katie Price is the latest celeb to join the putting stuff on eBay wagon (following in Justin Bieber's old stinky glass of milk that went for £64,900 footsteps), as she's put a whole load of her old clothes on the auction site.
But it isn’t going very well :(
Her old clothes aren't attracting many bids at all, with a whole load of them having none at all :(
She's set up her own page on the site called The Official Jordan's Closet, and she's labelled them all as "Belonged to Katie Price."
In a message to prospective bidders (not that there are many :(), she wrote: "Hi and welcome to The Official Jordan’s Closet a shop dedicated to selling my clothes, shoes, accessories, furniture and other items that belong to me including children’s clothing and accessories!
"I have built up a massive wardrobe over the last 10 years and now it’s time to sort through it and sell on my outfits.
"Most I have worn only once and some I haven’t even got round to wearing!
"Each item you buy will come with an Official Jordan’s Closet pre-signed postcard.
"Thanks for looking and happy bidding!"
ANYONE?
GUYS?
C'MON!
In related news, did you see that Scotty T recently revealed what REALLY went on with Katie in her hotel room?
As reported in heat magazine, Scotty picked Katie up from the Hilton hotel at about 6pm on 27 September.
The pair whizzed off in Scotty's banana mobile for 40 minutes, time Katie maintains they spent getting a spray tan together.
But then – THEN – they had a suspected two hours together in Katie's hotel room, and of course everyone's minds boggled.
So, did they do the dirty?
Scotty says not.
"I know I’m bad, but I’m not that bad. I don’t sleep with married women," Scotty claims.
He did, however, TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF in her room. But only because he was freshening up in preparation for a PA.
"I got changed but she was getting her hair and make-up done by her pals and her manager was in the room and stuff as well, and that was it," Scotty told The Sun.
INTERESTING.
Maybe Scotty'll be putting in a few bids lolololoOLOLOLLLOL AMIRITE?
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