Is Katie Price REALLY going to call her newborn baby Bean?

Katie Price has gone full Katie Price and is thinking of naming her newborn baby after a legume. YES, REALLY*.

*Well no, not really. You see, Katie's baby daughter - who was delivered on Monday 4 August, nearly two weeks before Katie's due date - STILL doesn't have a name, and her parents are getting a bit desperate to come up with one.

Writing in her magazine column this week, the former glamour model said she and husband Kieran Hayler are rapidly approaching the six-week limit for registering their little girl's name - but they're totally stumped over what to call her.

"It's so difficult to choose a name as I set my standards with Princess," Katie wrote, referring to the seven-year-old daughter she shares with ex-husband Peter Andre.

Just to recap - Princess's full name is Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre, so we're not surprised Katie and Kieran are struggling.

"Bean, as I'm calling her for the moment, needs a name to be up there like that," Katie continued, adding that she and Kieran have a few ideas but might end up picking one out of a hat.

To be fair, it's not the worst method of name-picking. And even if she sticks with Bean, she'll be in good company with other celebrities who've named their offspring after food items. Like, um, Gwyneth Paltrow. And. Er. That's it.

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