Katie Price REALLY wants us all to know she’s not pregnant

Is Katie Price doing a Beyonce? That’s what we’re thinking. Remember when Beyonce made out that she wasn’t up to much, then she dropped that MASSIVE album out of nowhere? That’s what we’re wondering is going on with Katie Price’s uterus, except with a human baby instead of a ground-breaking record.

Because Katie has been extra-specially careful to avoid all speculation about another pregnancy, even going so far as to tweet Closer magazine with a picture of her flat-as-hell stomach with a big old denial.

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She’s also let her hair down in recent public appearances, like the one the other week when she went clubbing in Brighton and put away a fair few Pornstar Martinis.

This week she went topless for a fake tan sesh, and showed off her super-slender profile.

This is a woman who’s carried and given birth to five children. HOW DOES SHE LOOK THIS GOOD?

The Pricey’s also been dropping serious hints about getting into shape – husband Kieran Hayler is in the process of personal training her, and keeps making her healthy meals to take to work. N’aww!

Anyway. Listen. One celebrity baby is about all we can cope with right now, and it looks like Louis Tomlinson’s got it locked down…

Katie Price before and after plastic surgery