This morning, we brought you the rather alarming news that Katie Price wants Jane Pountney to die in a painful car-crash.
She did have a "full blown sexual affair" with her husband Kieran Hayer, but Katie appears to have completely forgiven him for sleeping with her best friend repeatedly while she was PREGNANT – so we do kinda question the reasonability of this claim.
And we're questioning it even more now, considering that she herself has admitted to sleeping with a married man.
In her new book Reborn, which has been serialised by The Sun, she's revealed some very bizarre details about the affair.
She doesn't name the man in question (we were bitterly disappointed too), but she called him Mr X and claims he was single when they first started texting.
Speaking about their sex sessions, she said: "Instead of handling me gently and passionately like most women want, he was like a cordless drill on a multi-speed setting! He reminded me of a red Bosch that I have in my garage. Bang... bang... bang, bang, bang."
WHAT. DOES. THAT. EVEN. MEAN?
She also detailed how she started seeing Argentinian model Leandro Penna at the same time as mysterious Mr X, but broke it off when she found out he'd been seeing other women.
"Suddenly, all trust I'd put in Mr X melted away. If he can do that to me, I thought, maybe he isn't divorcing his wife. Maybe he is just a player."
When making the afore-mentioned charming comments about Jane, she said: "Jane is a cold, calculating, evil, manipulative bitch who I hope dies in a car crash or in a very painful way.
"If she was on fire in front of me I wouldn't even spit on her. I hope she rots in hell. Her mum is already in her grave but Jane won't be going to heaven to be with her mum."
This book sounds absolutely mental.
Reborn by Katie Price is released on 22 September 2016.