Why is Katie Price running around dressed as a CLOWN?

Last week we mentioned, in passing, that Katie Price’s uterus must resemble a clown car by now. This week she’s filming something dressed as an actual clown. Coincidence? We think not.

Yep, the 37-year-old ex-glamour model is up to a secret project of some description, and it looks like she has to get fully into the circus spirit for it.

Her hairstylist, Mikey Kardashian, posted this video on his Instagram, titling it: “LOL! Average day at work.”

Weird. The Pricey also uploaded her own pic to Instagram, this time with a close-up of her scarily accurate clown hair and makeup.

Kylie Jenner lips, anyone?

Then there were a series of photos taken from backstage, where Jordan was messing around with a bunch of wigs and props.

Literally no idea what this is about.

Or this.

Nope.

So could this all be to do with Katie’s rumoured return to her, er, ‘music’ career? She’s been hinting for a while about shooting a music video, and recently she mentioned going back to the studio for some recording.

Katie added that she wasn’t going to allow husband Kieran Hayler to join her in the studio because it turns out he used to be in a post-punk band.

We’ve found the pictures of Kieran as a greasy-haired 17-year-old, and let us tell you: they are cringe. But you’re going to have to run out and buy a copy of heat tomorrow morning to see them. Soz!

Katie Price before and after plastic surgery