Remember back in the depths of January, when Katie Price and Katie Hopkins ACTUALLY seemed to kind of get along in the CBB house? Well, stamp on that memory, and stamp on it good, because they clearly both hate each other now they've broken free of the shackles of 24-hour TV surveillance.
Katie Price hasn't held back on Katie Hopkins in her latest Sun on Sunday column, claiming her nemesis has a body "like Spongebob Squarepants" and that she didn't smell so great in the* CBB* House.
Warning: If you haven't had your breakfast yet - don't - because it kind of gets a bit gross from here on in:
"At first I thought Katie Hopkins had food stuck in her teeth, but when I got closer I realised it's actually a crown on her front tooth which has gone all black. Which explains the foul smelling breath which made life hell in there" Katie P revealed. How lovely.
Apparently Katie Hopkins also worked out in the house to stay in shape, but "rarely showered after working out so the same clothes went back on".
Pricey then went on to diss K-Hop's fashion sense, saying it was alright if "you like the Country Casuals-in-drag look".
This latest attack comes as Katie Price slammed Katie Hopkins on This Morning, calling her a "disgusting human being". But Katie Hopkins has hardly been all sweetness and light, saying Katie Price was a "nobody with a pair of tits - and bad ones at that" in her own Sun column, and suggesting it was "karma" that Pricey had to have breast surgery.
Probably an appropriate time to whip out this:
Is anyone else hoping that the "battle of the Katies" will be over soon? Because this Mean Girls-style bitching is REALLY messing with our chilled out Sunday vibes.