We at heat quite literally can't think of anything worse than being on the wrong side of Katie Price.
If you have a "full blown sexual affair" with her husband, she'll express the wish that you die painfully in a car crash.
If you're the husband the aforementioned had sex with, she'll bring the affair up during her wedding speech.
And if you have shit sex with her (not that many would be in that situation), she'll publicly compare you to a household drill.
Stay away from the Pricey, folks.
And now she's revealed that she used to punish Kieran Hayler (of the above mentioned full blown sexual affair) by sending him pics of Jane Pountney (also of the above mentioned full blown sexual affair).
She's still married to Kieran (despite the car crash wishes for Jane – odd), but has admitted she did punish him for his naughty actions by sending him pictures of her, saying: "This is what you could have been with."
Speaking during her latest tour date in Sheffield, Katie told The Mirror: "Jane is so familiar to me but when I think of her I think 'Ugh'. I look at her and it takes me back to the pain.
"I don’t understand why Kieran did it."
This comes after Katie admitted she thought she'd KILLED Jane after catching him getting wanked off by her on a beach.
She made the admission during an earlier date of An Evening With Katie Price, where a two-course dinner, drink, and an hour long lecture from Katie can be all yours for only £75.
An absolute steal.
She said: "She was wanking him off and they were kissing," and went on to describe how she pulled her head back and she heard a crick.
"She didn’t move and I thought, 'F*ck, have I murdered her?'"
But she only punched her tooth out, which is TOTALLY FINE.
(It definitely isn't).