Katie Price tweets Joe Hart – but there’s a TWIST!

Flashforward to 2025, and picture the scene: we’re in a primary school, and all the kids are wearing pink tutus with diamante accents. Glittery wallpaper swathes the classroom – a mobile of sparkly horses hangs from the ceiling, and a timeline of Katie Price’s greatest moment covers the walls. “Never underestimate the Pricey,” the pink children drone monotonously, wearily. “Never underestimate the Pricey.”

Because Katie Price, aka glamour model Jordan, has just trolled Twitter, and she’s trolled Twitter good.

Remember a few weeks ago when she posted then deleted a tweet that everyone thought was aimed at the very newly married England footballer Joe Hart?

Well look who she’s just publicly messaged:

Oh, she’s good. She is gooood. Because that’s not newly married England footballer she’s just tweeted – it’s the exact-same-named comedian.

OBVIOUSLY Katie knew everyone would see it, because she could’ve just DMed him. So OBVIOUSLY she wants us all to talk about it. And OBVIOUSLY we’ve just played right into her hands.

Goddamn you, Katie Price, and your extraordinary ability to get us talking about you. WE JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.

Katie Price before and after plastic surgery