Katie Price has revealed she STILL hasn't forgiven her ex-best friend Jane Pountney for sleeping with Kieran Hayler – and wants her to die in the most painful way possible.
Bloody hell, Pricey.
In her new book Reborn, which has been serialised by the Sun, Katie admits that she still feels a lot of burning resentment towards her former bezzie, who broke Katie's trust by having a long-term affair with Katie's third husband in 2014.
Speaking ahead of the book's launch, the 38-year-old mother of five said she wouldn't spit on Jane if she was on fire.
"Jane is a cold, calculating, evil, manipulative bitch who I hope dies in a car crash or in a very painful way," she stated.
"If she was on fire in front of me I wouldn't even spit on her. I hope she rots in hell. Her mum is already in her grave but Jane won't be going to heaven to be with her mum."
Remind us never to get on the wrong side of Katie Price.
Amazingly, however, Katie has managed to forgive Kieran – the guy who actually made a legal promise to stay faithful to her – for cheating on her while she was pregnant, because he had a 'sex addiction'.
"He knew he needed therapy and he had it. I trust him now. The old Kieran is dead. The change in him is incredible. The man who cheated on me has gone," she wrote.
"He is happy being a dad, looking after our animals, riding his horse Eddie and being a decent husband.
"I don't regret staying with him for a second. I don't go on at him for what happened. I've had to move on. Our marriage was fine. We were in the first year of marriage, our sex life was great. But Jane was not happy in her marriage so she wanted my husband."
Admitting she "knows" she's blaming the women Kieran cheated with rather than him, Katie tried to justify placing all the responsibility at their feet by saying Kieran had only known her for a year, whereas they knew her "inside out".
She said that she and Kieran have moved on after she had "suicidal thoughts" surrounding his infidelity, and are now looking to expand their family by adopting a child from abroad.
"I feel like I've come out of this whole horrid saga as the winner. Jane has lost her husband, she has ruined her life, she has lost everything," Katie added.
Interestingly, in a separate extract of her book, Katie claims SHE had an affair with a 'high-profile' married man, who she's branded Mr X.
Describing their four-month sexual fling as "business-like", Katie revealed that she and the "media personality" got together towards the end of 2011 – while she was still with Argentinian model Leandro Penna.
"We'd get together. I'd listen patiently while Mr X moaned about his marriage. We'd have detached sex. Then he'd come up with some bullshit excuse that usually involved his family.
"'Hang on,' I started to think, 'I'm basically your f*cking agony aunt, helping you through your marriage break-up, giving you all the love and attention you need. And what do I get? Screwed! Literally.'"
Huh.
Reborn by Katie Price is released on 22 September 2016.