Katie Price wants you all to look at her naked bare bum

Katie Price has tried to shock and distract us from the woes of our dismal everyday lives by showing us her near-naked bum. Thanks, Katie Price. We really hope the Queen rewards you with an MBE for services to butts very soon.

The ex-glamour model is currently on holiday with her children - at least Harvey, Jett and baby Bunny, going by her pictures - and has shared an image of her bikini-clad arse on Instagram, captioning it: "I'm feeling cheeky Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye"

Cheeky. Geddit? It's a play on words? Oh, forget it.

Earlier this week, Jordan posted another image of herself in a bikini, this time with her 20-month-old son Jett gazing up at her.

"My gorgeous boy Jett looking at his mummy," she wrote next to it.

Strangely, in none of the pictures she's shared recently has she been wearing her giant diamond-studded wedding ring - despite only renewing her vows to third husband Kieran Hayler this year.

At the time of the re-wedding, Katie told one mag that she would never forgive Kieran for cheating on her, even though she now trusts he won't do it again.

We're guessing he's there on holiday with her and their brood anyway… otherwise who's taking pictures of her bum?

Katie and Kieran roll around in a super-pink beach bed before his affair