We have to admit that we're ever so slightly immature when it comes to romance and S-E-X here at heat. We're still very much at the stage where we’re mean to the people we fancy and have been known to occasionally sub-tweet our crush for attention.
So, a celebrity kiss-and-tell / ranking of famous lovers is right up our street (even if it is admittedly a little bit, well, tacky AF).
While appearing on James Corden's The Late, Late Show Katy Perry gave us an insight into her sex life when she ranked ex-lovers Diplo, John Mayer and Orlando Bloom from best to worst in bed.
Awkwarrrrrd.
To be fair to her, it was either that or be forced to eat a rotten, fermented egg during a game of Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts, so we're not really that shocked Katy opted to reveal all.
After offering up the one-thousand-year-old egg as a forfeit (tempting, we know) James asked Katy: "From best to worst in bed - this is working on the notion that they’re all good - John Mayer, Diplo and Orlando Bloom."
"No! No! No! I will not answer that," Katy protested at first. "They’re all amazing lovers, and I want to have sex with them all after I get out of this place!" she continued.
She also threw a big ol' spanner in the works, claiming that Josh Groban should be added to the list too, and then revealed her song The One That Got Away is actually about him.
James then offered to help Katy make the final decision.
"I think Diplo’s third because I think there’s a reason people become DJs...
"So, let’s go Diplo, and then Mayer, and then Bloom," he suggested, prompting Katy to shake her head before changing the order to "Bloom, then Mayer."
Poor Diplo.
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