Today has been a good day for fans of both boobs and former late '90s breakfast television presenters, because Kelly Brook has gone and shared hella pictures of her chestal region on her Instagram.
The glamour model posted loads of shots of her frontal area, including two of her in a red leather catsuit captioned, "Back to 1999!"
She also put up one of her wearing a crazily low-cut corset top taking a selfie with her Chanel-branded phone, with what looks like the sentient Microsoft Word paperclip in the background. Terrifying.
Kelly rounded off the impromptu photoshoot with a shot of her getting her hair done, pouting in the mirror while the disembodied arm of her hairdresser zshuzhes her tresses.
Meanwhile, roughly 70% of her boobs were just right out there. Come on Kels, you're going to catch your death if you keep doing this. What's wrong with a nice cardi, hmm?
At least when the ice caps melt and the sea levels rise, sweeping the polar bears right into the Atlantic and destroying most of Britain's coastline, we know most of the population can scramble to safety on Kelly Brook's boobs and build a new civilisation from her chest. You're basically the new Noah, Kelly! Be proud!