Kelly Osbourne got a tattoo on her HEAD because that’s a totally normal thing to do

Places where you might want to think twice about putting a needle: anywhere to do with your reproductive system, anywhere that could interfere with your ability to see, hear or taste, anywhere that protects your ACTUAL BRAIN from the elements.

Published on18th September 2014 at 4.16pm

Basically Kelly Osbourne’s done quite a silly thing by getting a tattoo done on her scalp.

This has made us feel queasy, because we think about our skeleton a lot.

Like, isn’t it weird how one day, all of us will be skeletons? And we’ll all look pretty much the same? All apart from Kelly Osbourne’s skeleton, which will have a faint indelible ‘STORIES’ branded onto its skull. Shudder

Yeah, the fashion maven – actually, what is it she does these days? Principal red carpet-er? Lady Gaga feudster? Purple hair-haver? We’ll work on that – tweeted a live stream of her tattoo session with celebrity body artist Dr Woo, which definitely sounds like the title of a medical professional.

It almost looked like it was a spur of the moment decision on Kelly’s part, because just before she got the tatt she was Instagramming pictures of her hairdresser touching up her roots. Roots that she then shaved off to make way for the needle.

Celebs, eh?

Kelly also apologised to her parents, Sharon and Ozzie, on Twitter for getting the inking:

Kelly. This is Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne we’re talking about.

A little head tattoo is probably the least rock n’ roll thing they can think of.