Kylie and Kendall Jenner are putting on their best “let’s annoy everyone” hats today, as apparently they’re scared of ageing.
The world is now doing a collective eye roll, snort and gnashing of teeth.
Whilst still pretty much foetuses themselves, the girls are just so totally scared of living another day closer to their next birthday that they had a whinge about it to the* Sunday Times Style*.
Kylie, who’s 17, is really scared of turning 18, but even more terrified of being 19 (you should be, Kyles, this writer had to start using anti-ageing cream a minute past midnight on her 19th birthday).
“I'm scared of the day I turn 19. I really don't want to grow past 18,” she whinged.
Which makes perfect sense for a girl who’s DELIBERATELY DRESSING LIKE SHE’S MUCH OLDER THAN SHE IS, ahem.
Kendall on the other hand is having a minor freak out because ageing is just so, so petrifying.
“It's scary. Life is scary. It's just scary how fast everything is rolling and you can't stop it. It's rolling right now,” she said.
We can hear your teeth chattering from here, Kendall.
Excuse us now, but we need to go and cryogenically freeze ourselves – it’s all got a bit too much.