Back in the day there was always SOMEONE who’d do a spot of “liberating” on the school trip.
The whole class would get stopped in the middle of the car park before getting on the coach back to school while little James went bright red, eventually turning out his pockets to reveal the three Cutty Sark-themed pencil sharpeners he’d nabbed. ALWAYS.
It wasn’t a proper school trip unless your teacher went bright red in front of the gift shop manager at least once, and maybe even twice.
We don’t expect pop stars to sink to such normal depths, but it looks like Kesha has.
Admittedly, she wasn’t on a school trip seeing as she’s a 27-year-old singer, but according to TMZ, she did a spot of accidental nicking on a trip to the Natural History Museum in LA.
The website reports that Kesha walked out of the gift shop with a three-foot toy dinosaur. How you do that by accident is beyond us, but Kesha was stopped by security, where she handed over the dinosaur and apologised for getting confused over who had paid for it.
But, being Kesha, the dinosaur was covered in glitter. We’re not sure palaeontologists would agree that dinos had glitter parties back in prehistoric times.
But the dinosaur-themed naughtiness doesn’t end there. You see, while in the museum, Kesha also allegedly posed ON one of the actual dinosaurs on display. A triceratops to be exact. One of the cute, herbivore ones. BAD KESHA.
A photo of the singer captioned “suck it @naturalhistorymuseum I’m standing on the dinosaur bitches” has since been removed from Kesha’s Twitter.
Try any of that funny business with the dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum in London, Miss Kesha, and you won’t be so fortunate.