Remember those COMPLETELY GROSS Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick rumours we told you about yesterday? Sorry, you'd probably blotted them from your mind - because who wants to imagine the Lord Disick having his wicked way with little Kendall Jenner? NO-ONE STAR MAGAZINE, that's who.
Anyhoo, the feistiest member of the Kardashian Klan, Khloe, saw the tabloid reports like the rest of the internet, and decided to have her say. And instead of getting all up in Star magazine's grill, she decided to make a joke of how stupid the rumours were.
"I'm really pissed about this whole @KendallJenner and @ScottDisick thing!! Scott, I thought it was you and I that was having the affair" she tweeted, to much amusement from her followers.
The Lord then tweeted back: "Don't worry @khloekardashian you will always be my number 1” - and we lolled, because Khloe and Scott are our favourite KUWTK stars, and they single-handedly take the piss out of the family's mega-fame like no-one else.
For the record, Khloe was supposed to have stopped speaking to Kendall and Scott after she "found out" about their supposed affair, telling everyone "They're dead to me".
But luckily the rumours are just that, everyone - and Scott, Kourtney and their adorable kids still exist in a kind-of happy union. Until Scott decides to party hard again, and then Kourt gets (understandably) hella mad.