Here’s Khloe Kardashian’s 8 steps for keeping your vagina fresh. WAIT WHAT.

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Khloe Kardashian

by Aimee Jakes |
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Hold the front page! Khloe Karsdash is trying her (manicured) hand at everything, from being the face of Protein World to presenting her controversial show ‘Revenge Body With Khloe Kardashian’ to being a regular sasspot on KUWTK - she is a busy showbizzy lady.

Fancying herself as a ‘Lady Garden pro’ and to fill some gaps in her CV, the Kardashian has dished out her tips on ‘keeping down their fresh’ on her website.. Just in case you’re interested.

The 32-year-old credits Glass Ben Wa Balls for keeping her pelvic floor muscles strong. You know the very balls that appeared in 50 Shades Of Grey during Ana's meal out with Christian Grey and his parents. Yeah.

Ben wa balls

Khloe also credits ‘The Elvie Exercise Tracker’ which is essentially a Fitbit for your nunnie. We can barely get on board with counting our steps, especially when the only exercise we get is walking to and from the work kitchen to get a cuppa tea.

The next six steps are NOT okayed by the vag-professors so please copy with care! Maybe get her sister’s lip kit instead if you have penchant for all things Kardashian.

They are:

GOOD WIPES

Medicine Mama's VMagic Cream

Shaveworks' The Cool Fix Lotion

Renew Life Ultimate Flora Women's Probiotic

Summer's Eve Cleansing Wash for Sensitive Skin

The Vajacial

VAJACIAL. AS IN VAGINA - FACIAL. Stop it. What. Sounds like a recipe for thrush.

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