Err… Khloe Kardashian keeps a zombie apocalypse survival kit in her car


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by Polly Foreman |
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We've seen those cars on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. They're bloody massive and could probably fit a swimming pool in them. So it's really no surprise that Khloe Kardashian found room for her zombie apocalypse survival kit in hers. We're not entirely sure why she has a zombie apocalypse survival kit, but when you're a Kardashian and can have anything ya want - why the f*ck not, eh?

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She shared a video of the interior of her Range Rover on her app, and revealed that she keeps the kit in her boot. When we picture zombie apocalypse survival kits, we imagine a Shaun Of The Dead-esque bat, some camo gear and maybe a few tins of beans. But this one has A WORKING TASER. Seriously, is that even legal?

She says in the vid: "I did add this as a little bonus. This is my little taser…. I don't know why. I just felt like you never know."

U OK, hun?

Also in Khloe's car were almonds, almond butter, Jergens moisturiser and a few other completely unnecessary items. Whatever happened to a skanky packet of Polos and a few broken CDs, eh?

This rather startling revelation comes after a realllly weird week for Koko. She went on what can only be described as a social media rampage after her sister Kim Kardashian released THOSE recordings of Taylor Swift on Snapchat.

She posted a pic of (what she thought was) Chloe Grace Moretz's arse, later defending the blatent bullying of an innocent 19-year-old as her "animalistic" desire to protect her family.

 Chloe Grace Moretz


 Chloe Grace Moretz

Then her sister Kendall Jenner Snapchatted her getting lip fillers. AND IT WAS REALLY VILE AND UNNECESSARY.

Maybe it's time for a nap or something, Khloe?

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